‘That Place Is A Disaster,’ Says Bill De Blasio Watching Flooded NYC Subway On TV During Iowa Campaign Stop

📆 7/23/2019 11:40 PM
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PLEASANT HILL, IA—Shaking his head as he watched coverage of the city’s flooded subway system during a campaign stop, presidential candidate Bill de Blasio was overheard remarking Tuesday that New York appeared to be a complete and total disaster. “I can’t believe how miserable and hopeless that place looks,” de Blasio said as he visited the Pleasant Hill Diner in Iowa, observing that if he were elected president, then perhaps New Yorkers wouldn’t have to worry about such terrible things happening anymore. “How can people there stand it? I know I don’t want to live in a place like that. Somebody really ought to do something.” Before his aides ushered him to his next campaign event, De Blasio took one last look at the television and muttered that he was glad he didn’t have to deal with any of that mess.

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TedGrunewald BilldeBlasio 🤣

NYC BilldeBlasio That place?!? Good God.

BilldeBlasio DaveCoIon This has to be worth at least $50.

TianaTheFirst BilldeBlasio LOL edwhaaat

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BilldeBlasio Venice in summertime never looked or smelled so ...

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BilldeBlasio Your a disaster .

BilldeBlasio It’s NYGovCuomo MTA. Why this isn’t funny

bkerogers BilldeBlasio KatTimpf

RobProvince BilldeBlasio Who you gonna blame Bill? You are incompetent and your bureaucrats are incompetent. Sleep in till noon - never show up for work unless you need to shake a hand for a dollar - meanwhile in NYC disasters on every front.

NewYorkGOP BilldeBlasio NY is a disaster because of him

Jevaughn_Brown BilldeBlasio

BilldeBlasio Bill at campaign rally: “Look at the disaster in our nation’s largest city! We must demand better of our elected leaders, otherwise we wind up with semi-competent blockheads like me!”

chick_in_kiev BilldeBlasio The Red Cross was trying to alert the city 25 years ago as to what would happen with flooding but no one listened.

BilldeBlasio A stepping stone to being stoned.

chick_in_kiev BilldeBlasio If I could just ask Bill one question, it'd be: What, exactly, would you say it is you do here?

BilldeBlasio “New York will never compare to Chicago. I mean, New Yorkers are just arrogant. They don’t even have alleys, which is why the rats & roaches are so bad! And don’t get me started on how much better Chicago style is than that goofy crap you get in NYC!” Said de Blasio

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BilldeBlasio Spot on!

BilldeBlasio welcome to 2019. where satire is news and news is satire.

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BilldeBlasio this made me think of you marissasblen

redsteeze BilldeBlasio Hey Bill here is some interesting reading for you.

redsteeze BilldeBlasio I thought was satire

BilldeBlasio OLG (out loud guffaw, since the meaning of lol has been completely diluted).

BilldeBlasio hereschristine I feel you’d appreciate this

BilldeBlasio Too soon

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