Man Realizes ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ Actually Pretty Creepy After Rewatching It As Adult

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LEBANON, NH—Saying he was stunned by the film’s macabre subject matter, area man Tyler Duchesne told reporters Friday that he had never realized The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is actually pretty creepy until he viewed it for the first time as an adult. “Back when I was a kid, it never occurred to me that the movie’s…

LEBANON, NH—Saying he was stunned by the film’s macabre subject matter, area man Tyler Duchesne told reporters Friday that he had never realizedis actually pretty creepy until he viewed it for the first time as an adult.

“Back when I was a kid, it never occurred to me that the movie’s premise of a family of cannibals living in the woods and preying upon innocent passersby is really kind of disturbing,” said Duchesne, who had not seen the 1974 horror classic in decades, explaining that all the stuff about Leatherface butchering his victims with power tools went completely over his head when he watched it as a child.

 

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Ha!

I initially read it as ‘pretty cheap’ and thought it was going to be a dig on how little money it cost to make the movie.

and use some pretty sophisticated camera techniques in a sort of throwback to postwar Italian Cinema

There’s some real beauty at the end though, when Leatherface is spinning in the middle of the road with his smoky old Poulan.

IT WASN'T A COMEDY?!!?

That was leatherface origins, genius. As once said, get lost because I don’t want people to see us together. They’ll think that I have a compromise with you.

When everything around you I'd chaos, it's hard to tell what is supposed to be horrifying and what is supposed to be inspirational until you have real control over who you surround yourself with

Dear The Onion...I thought it would be cool to go to the Museum of Torture in Toledo Spain then realized these we actual implements used on real people during the Inquisition and I fucking FLED!

Nothing really creepy. Bunch of kids trespass; and Leatherface, fearing for his life, has to stand his ground.

'I used to think dad jokes were lame until I looked back and found that they the most horrifying thing in existence.' - a possible quote from someone aged 43

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