I Think People Could Have Been A Little More Sympathetic About My Broken Nose

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'Have you ever had your nose broken before? It really hurts!'

The past year and a half has been a very difficult time for me. It’s all been so upsetting and surreal, what with the night of the incident, my arrest, the resulting media feeding frenzy, and now, of course, my trial. At times it seems all anyone wants to talk about is what crime I may or may not have committed. Amidst it all, though, one thing has been nagging at me, and I hate to be the one to dig up old bones here, but I have to say, I honestly expected people to show aC’mon.

Yet out of the whole jury, the judge, and the prosecution, I don’t think a single person has approached me to say anything like “Hope your nose is feeling better, George,” or even just “Hey, bud, how’s the nose?” It’s like, couldn’t they have taken the two seconds to ask? It’s not hard.I remember when a buddy of mine broke his leg skiing a few years back and he got like a billion get-well cards and gift baskets and stuff. Meanwhile, I break my nose and it’s treated like nothing.

 

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Zimmerman is a king!

I could wish a lot worse things on this P.O.S.

you were found not guilty on all counts. shut up and enjoy it

He deserves it for going electric

Zimmerman did nothing wrong.

George Zimmerman...defending the world from teens loaded with deadly Skittles! sarcasm facetious

Is that George Zimmerman who The NY Times referred to as a “white hispanic”? He’s one of a kind.

luckily no one has ever died from head trauma and no one has ever lost their gun in a fight

i get that he's a racist murderer... but broken nose?... seems a little excessive to me, even for him...

LOL

And now it’ll hurt every time it rains ... in Florida where it rains over 50 inches a year average. Twitter ~ a great place to hang out hoping for sympathy following a contested wrongful death trial. He could move .... but he’s George Zimmerman. Great parody !

Actually, i have had my nose smashed. It wasnt all that bad. I just moved it to the side and cleaned up the blood.

Jesus lol

Thank you for your service Mr. Zimmerman

Douchebag level is off the charts Molested cousin at parties (per their account) Kills a teen he stalked who defended himself against him Sells gun as a trophy Sues family for broken nose Had he just owned up a man, accepted his punishment, we wouldn't be trolling him 24/7

Well. Here we are

You assault a man with a loaded gun, you get what you ask for. This guy did absolutely nothing wrong.

You ever been shot by a neighborhood rent a cop? That hurts too I would imagine

😹😹😹😹😹

Fuck this dude and anyone who defends him

His body grew since he was young....mostly horizontally...but his face stayed the same.

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