My Wife Dumped Me Because I’m Huge and Last Forever in Bed

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Dear How to Do It: My ex-wife says that my penis is simply too big for her.

Nothing’s too small .

After 26 years my wife kicked me out. She gave me many reasons, sex being one of them. Her biggest complaint: My penis is much too long and thick. It takes me over two hours to have reach climax, and I usually want it again right after. She used to tell me I should be a porn star, but she doesn’t seem to like my size and stamina anymore. Here’s my problem: I’ve been madly in love with her for over 26 years. When I fantasize, it’s about her. If I have a sexual dream, it’s always about her.

Part of you has been amputated; it makes sense that you have resulting trauma. I think you should talk to a therapist. You’re facing a huge life change, and the only way you will be able to handle it constructively is by accepting it, hopefully with peace and grace. A fling or two could really help take your mind off things, but since that doesn’t sound plausible at the moment, do whatever you can to keep from fixating on the life that is no longer yours.

That said, I’m guessing that the beer is relaxing you. I’m not prescribing you any other substances, especially illicit ones, but like the truth, they’re out there. You can also experiment with TMJ-targeting , before and after you blow. I trust you’re using a night guard, but if not, look into that. Please don’t stress out about this—it’ll just make your head worse, in a few senses.I’m a cis woman in my late 20s with a very high libido. Frequently, I want sex a lot more than my partners do, which has never really bothered me because as eager as I am, I can manage without it for a day or so.

 

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That’s why I’m divorced too, buddy.

Humble brag

Thoughts and prayers.

Let me know when you wake up from your fantasy dream!!!

Yeah, and my wife hates the fact that I make too much money

Hmm I seem to have quite the opposite problem. Guess there really is someone out there for everyone.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

if you cant stand the meat then get out of the kitchen

Nah, dude, it wasn’t yer bigass swingin’ dong. Keep telling yourself that tho lol 🙄

Funny how he casually dismissed the “many other reasons” she gave and just focused on his penis🙄

I am calling BS

Dude this is not a problem

She needs a Peloton.

In order to make it more than a two word answer. One starts w F and the second word is “you”.

Sure.

The guys pen name is “Dirk Diggler”. Perfect, go do porn then.

Actually, she's having an affair. Oh yeah.

I’m sure his Canadian model girlfriend from summer camp will love it though...

Yeah,,,right

lol?

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