Listen up gamers, because boy do we have a deal for you! Starting today, you can save $60 just by exhibiting some fiscal responsibility for once in your life and not buying the newgame. That’s right! If you muster up just a teensy bit of restraint, you’ll be able to pocket $60 and start working your way towards a financially sound future and a stable retirement.
Do you even know what one of those is? Shouldn’t you, based on how long you’ve been alive? Frankly, you could even just put the saved cash into a low-interest savings account and it would still bring you a solid return. So long as you show some maturity in money matters for once in your existence, you’re going to really be thanking yourself when retirement rolls around.
Tspiggs straight from your mouth.
Especially since it's such a disappointment
Someone paying Onion to think video games bad
Nah, its an investment, preventing me from spending tens of dollars on other entertainment.
If you want the feeling of playing the new call of duty without spending the money, just play any of the previous 10 games. Pretty much the same thing.
$60 is a good deal for an incomplete game nowadays.
Unamerican
chintiin I can’t afford a console anyway
We’ll call this plan B
You can then spend that money on the Outer Worlds
boardslide30 good take?
You could just buy a bunch of RatalaikaGames or maybe jam out to MadFellowsGames aaero instead
bazzzsi
Muh pews .-.
heelvsbabyface But this one was actually good. This last few have sucked.
Unless the new menu music track is worth the $60, everything else is usually the same.
Fuck
Micro-transaction garbage. Pass
Too late
Nah
You call it 'fiscal responsibility' - I call it being too damn broke for a new game.
Okay but now I got 60 bucks burning a hole in my pocket.
Not buying = recession
I do that all the time
But this ones actually good
No.
too late
where was this advice on Friday before I did it?
Fortnite is free
But pew pew Bang bang
Too late
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