New Dracula Seems Every Bit as Horny as Old Dracula

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Dracula is a novel about two things: English fear of foreigners and blood transfusions as a metaphor for gang bangs. Unfortunately, most film interpretations of the novel either focus on one without the other or leave both out entirely. So it is with tentative excitement that I report that a new trailer for the latest BBC adaptation appears to have both.

: English fear of foreigners and blood transfusions as a metaphor for gang bangs. Unfortunately, most film interpretations of the novel either focus on one without the other or leave both out entirely. So it is with tentative excitement thatThe three-part miniseries comes from Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, the pair responsible for making me wish Sherlock and Moriarty would just bone already.

In the trailer, a young, nubile Harker“Try and stay calm. You’re doing very well.” Sexy horror inspired by foreigners who want to kill and fuck in no particular order is the thesis of Bram Stoker’sNot featured in the book but present in the trailer are some militarized nuns wielding wooden stakes like swords.

 

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