Plastic bags can wreak havoc on the environment, especially if, like you, people keep using them to suffocate trees.And to think you laughed when your high school yearbook named you Most Likely To Be Responsible For The Extinction Of The Frigate Bird.You’ll finally become one with nature this week, thanks to a simple process known as disintegration.It may be years before your coworkers treat you with respect again, but it will have been worth it for the brief time spent inside the panda suit.
Enlightenment and confusion will both be yours this week when a tree falls in the woods only to make the sound of one hand clapping.After years of zoological study and careful consideration, you’ve decided that what separates us from the animals is a clever system of ditches and barriers.Bowing to public pressure, manufacturers will soon introduce a new version of you that’s both environmentally friendly and completely free of pesticides.
Aries. 😂
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