New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands

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LONDON—Featuring never-before-heard tracks such as “Why Don’t You Grab My Hand,” “While My Palm Gently Sweats,” and “Hands, Hands, Hands,” EMI Records announced Thursday the release of a new Beatles box set with 172 unreleased songs about wanting to hold hands. “These 16 discs offer dedicated fans a chance to finally experience Help’s ‘Glove In Glove,’ Abbey Road’s ‘My Baby’s Knuckles,’ A Hard Day’s Night’s ‘Clasp It Tight (My Hand),’ and so many of John, Paul, Ringo, and George’s other odes to hand-holding that were previously lost to time,” said spokesperson Peter Totten of the package, which includes bonus features such as the band’s fraught in-studio arguments about John Lennon’s experimental soundscape “Revolution 10,” archival footage of the 90-piece orchestra performing the swelling anthem “The Grasp,” and photos of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s hand-holding meditation that inspired Paul McCartney’s “Mother Nature’s Grip.” “From the German tunes written during their 1964 Hamburg residency like ‘Ich Liebe Deine Fingers’ to later gems like Let It Be’s ‘Entwined With My Honey Pie,’ these recordings make up a massive trove of music about the band’s affinity for clutching your partner’s hand that, until now, have been left on the cutting room floor.” According to sources, EMI decided to leave “Peace Under The Sea (If We’re Hand In Tentacle)” and numerous other Ringo Starr songs off the box set.

’s ‘Clasp It Tight ,’ and so many of John, Paul, Ringo, and George’s other odes to hand-holding that were previously lost to time,” said spokesperson Peter Totten of the package, which includes bonus features such as the band’s fraught in-studio arguments about John Lennon’s experimental soundscape “Revolution 10,” archival footage of the 90-piece orchestra performing the swelling anthem “The Grasp,” and photos of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi’s hand-holding meditation...

inspired Paul McCartney’s “Mother Nature’s Grip.” “From the German tunes written during their 1964 Hamburg residency like ‘Ich Liebe Deine Fingers’ to later gems like’s ‘Entwined With My Honey Pie,’ these recordings make up a massive trove of music about the band’s affinity for clutching your partner’s hand that, until now, have been left on the cutting room floor.” According to sources, EMI decided to leave “Peace Under The Sea ” and numerous other Ringo Starr songs off the box set.

 

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Hey quit taking the piss, love the oldies ...😂

And kissing, don’t forget kissing! (No tongue, and only for one second)

This tweet was made for me

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“i want to put on sanitizer'

The songs were unreleased because all of them were about holding hands with dudes...which led to the band's first nickname: 'the Fag Four'...

Remastered mono stereo mono stereo mono stereo mono stereo super deluxe remastered reissue edition

1) Hand Holding 2) Let's Pause and Hold Paws 3) Fingers Entwined 4) Please, Wipe your Hands Before Holding 5) They're so Sweaty 6) Do you have a Gland Problem? ... 125) It's Like Holding a Dead Fish ... 151) Now my Hand Itches 172) Breaking Up (Don't Touch My Hand)

Featuring such unearthed classics as “I Want to Awkwardly Hold Your Pinkie Finger”, “I Want to Hold You Hand, But You’ve Got To Do Something About the Sweat”, and “Can You Just Hold the ‘Tip’ of My Hand, Just For a Minute To See What Happens”.

no bangers I suppose

I would buy it.

Don't they realize it's much more sanitary to engage in deep French Kissing?

Try to see it thighway, only time will tell if I am right or that is thong, we can twerk it out, shorts are short and it’s about tiiimmmeee

Sex wasn't even invented till the 70s what else was their to sing about?

I wanna hold ya hands oh yea!

Mono mixes?

I'd still buy it, won't lie

And they are all terrible.

Was this just released by Google Maps?

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