YOU can tell Orlando Bloom is besotted with Katy Perry – he wants all of his other admirers to know his package is nothing to write home about.Orlando is claiming his todger isn't as long as everyone has been saying — blaming an optical illusion on the camera lens
The snaps went viral but now Orlando insists his manhood isn’t as impressive as it seemed, saying the camera plays tricks.He told DJ Howard Stern: “It is really not that big. Things are expanded on cameras with a big optical lens. It is an optical illusion. “The publicist called to say, ‘That is not the worst of it. First of all there were pictures with a block over it’. And you make some jokes like, ‘Have you got a black box big enough to cover it’.Katy and Orlando, fully clothed, at the premiere Of Amazon's Carnival Row“And then you suddenly realise somebody is going to uncover the black box because they are going to be paid enough.
Katy Perry’s gaze seems totally transfixed!
Katy Perry seems to think otherwise judging by the way she looks at’it’!
Can it be uncensored please 😂😂😂😂 I want to see lol
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Orlando bloom prefers to grab his paddle more then his tackle!!!
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God. This is ‘news’
Who cares?
Journalism at its highest.