LeighAnne2014 Pathetic, Jill, Just PATHETIC!! Visit The White House If You Miss It That Much!! But, Please, DON’T MAKE THE REST OF US HAVE TO PUT UP WITH JOE, JUST BECAUSE YOU DO!!! We Didn’t Marry Him, You Did!!
The Onion has become more accurate than CNN.
rpyers 😂 She’s a FLOTUS Wanna-Be.
I love The Onion so much...
breeny122 This is where we are, what has become of us. We don’t deserve any better, and are just lucky it isn’t worse yet. But, it’s on the way!
More please
DavePowersG She might as well have said that! Lol
Lmaoo omg you guys
redsteeze
I’m all in for Andrew Yang in 2020
PhilPrange either she hates the country supporting him OR she is dying to be first lady
redsteeze This must be why it smells like old onions whenever carbuncleJoe is around.
Isn't this exactly what she actually said?
snopes
Well the republicans were able to ignore trump being illiterate. So why not?
So what your saying is that we should vote for Trump.
Trump4life1986 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Oof
DawnDiezWillis Too true.
He’s your nominee, start learning to like it.
rjames1928 I thought The Onion was parody.
redsteeze Vote for us. Please. You should just see our beautiful lawn....
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DrBiden Have one man in office totally incompetent due to ignorance, stupidity, inability to learn, significant psychosis and inability to understand and communicate on complex issues. After watching your husband, I have serious reservations about his mental fitness. DNC
Did she really say this Democrats will say anything to get elected.
I agree in full. Well said Dr Jill Biden! We shouldn't sweat the small stuff, just win! We don't care your correct! Great Politics Onion! I appreciate u guys supporting Dems like this! God bless you!
it's ableist! very problematic. The democratic party must be more inclusive!
Nice
A little help with this one, snopes?
the onion needs to do better, this is hardly even satire
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain pulling strings I am the all powerful OZ I mean DNC. Who would question my power.
That metric is ageist, and is just as bad as racism. He might be old and senile, but remember, he served under Obama which makes him the best man for the job
this isn't even a wild statement
You MUST Ignore it
Finished sentences are over .....
I love you.
Holy Shit
Onion doing real news now, wow
If Jill's nose was any sharper, Joe would be singing falsetto...
He'll yeah. Biden should easily beat the Pres. Just like total loser Hill did.
I guess the onion is going straight News now.
Oh my!
She was just paraphrasing President Trump's words. Whether you like him (Biden) or hate him, you have to vote for him.
lol. She gotta point I think.
Joe Biden can still step aside . . Do we really want a Candidate not mentally sharp to represent American on a World Stage and become a joke in the world . . Maybe Biden drop out for health reasons and support other “far far far left candidates” who do the free stuff thing .
Maybe you are forgetting that a presidency brings with it at least 4 years of being attacked by the opposite side. No bipartisanship and no margin for error from the media - ever! Does that look like a charge Joe could lead, in his obvious deteriorated condition? He should retire
So with Biden the truth is satire?
JILL BIDEN SLEEP JOE BIDEN ISN'T PHYSICALLY FIT WITH HIS MIND TO RUN THE Country! THE WAY SLEEPY JOE IS GOING HE WILL NEED HELP SOON WITH HIS MEMORY! BEING LIKABLE DOESN'T MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT A STRONG LEADER MAKES A GREAT PRESIDENT!!
Can't tell satire from the truth anymore
Oh put joe in and America will be like living in city’s that the democrats have made so special with handing out needles for drug people shitting on the street sleeping wherever they want crating health and inviroment catastrophes Yet they will sleep in a bed Thats a democrat
Full deck?
For the good of the Party. That is why they all have the same daily talking points. Dems are for power for their Party. Constitutional Republicans are for the people and the welfare of the republic, freedom & liberty.
Of_the_People7 You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to be a *satire* site, not a news site.
The scary thing is she's right. Joe's the only current Dem running who could possibly win in 2020. As much hype as MSM throws to socialist Bernie he's unelectable as POTUS. Warren? Likability & credibility issues. The rest? Exactly, 'the rest'. I forget it's The Onion.
'Ignore the blonde behind the curtain.'
😀😀😀
Huh?
Will snopes fact check this like TheBabylonBee ?
Joe Biden is neither physically or mentally capable to assume the burden of the presidency.
Joe and Jill went to the Hill to fetch a pale of voters. Joe fell down and broke his crown.. and Jill came tumbling after.
When is snopes is going to slap down this vicious fake news story? TheBabylonBee
twoyto I saw Jill Biden endorse her husband today, lol. He’s not the smartest but you can vote for him?! I guess Jill knows Joe best.
Jill Biden and Cindy McCain are so good at defending their Husbands' reputations they ought to start a bipartisan PR firm together.
What's it like being married to a Welsh coal minor Jill?
You guys are accidentally doing the news again
Very surprised that Jill Biden is not trending today.🤔
Ivybono1 JoeBiden's CognitiveDecline.
3 living Democratic Presidents still living with exceptional advice... Joe will make the finish line no matter who Trump insults.
Joe’s presidential campaign history in one gif: JoeByeDone 👏
Adopts 'Just Win Baby' motto.....
Over the years the onion has become more and more accurate
Not funny, this is highly offensive to anyone in a demanding job who happens to be not “Mentally Sharp Enough To Finish Complete Sentences”
BethLynch2020 Make fun of Biden's brain aneurysm. Do iiittttttt
DrBiden yes this is a satire story. But it’s also not a lie 😉
LOL
Oops, I thought the Onion was supposed to post satirical news rather than the real thing.
You guys didn't even change anything
politicsluo Might not be the Onion
DavidforNorCal If she keeps this up to the primaries I may end up voting for her .
WoobieTuesday 😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
Isn't that what ACTUALLY happened?
Biden: I’m much more electable than those black candidates. I mean poor candidates, I mean jelly beans. Who wants some ice cream?
Go to Joe 3....0.3......3..................0 .com
eshaLegal What are you talking about? JoeBiden is functioning totally fine! Biden2020
Definitely read the article
Vote for Joe Biden? ➡️ Although he can’t complete his sentences, but his amount of vocabularies used in those incomplete sentences are more than Trump’s
spicysocialista Front stab. You love to see it
JJMCCABE2 But, this isn't satire 😳
Brutal.
baseballcrank That's Dr. Jill Biden to you.
The tea is hot
This made me chuckle. 👍
Calling your hubby stupid is an iffy campaign tactic. Thanks, doctor.
RepublicanDalek Did the Onion and reality merge and forget to notify the FTC?
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
Good call - not being able to finish sentences or having any mental acuity will help flip Trump voters.
Yet Another FunnyFact About DemocratSocialist JoeBiden, who will NEVER Make it to the Finish Line... FAKEnews CNN MSNBC USATODAY YahooNews googlenews realDonaldTrump Keep MAGA TrumpLandslide2020
Tomtmjoe Jill assures is it doesn’t matter that her husband conflates poverty with race in front of a minority group so do all grandpas.
Oof. Too real.
Why did you portray him as a lovable goof for years ? Instead of the vampiric, cynical and vile husk of a person he truly is?
I feel like we've been here before...
Nice twist.
Biden x Trump will be the debate of the millennium...
Look, she definitely has a. I mean, Biden is a fully qualified candid. Moreover, he. So basically. Right?
Aw damn. 😂
If they had a candidate that was mentally sharp enough to finish complete sentences, they would vote for a Republican
she really did say, 'just swallow' ... Oh, spit!
Jill’s Ted Talk: How to Emasculate Your Husband with One Press Conference. Now, please vote for him. I have cookies.
😂
Well that would pretty much eliminate ALL of the Dems currently running.