Park Rangers Lance Old Faithful In Effort To Pop Clogged, Inflamed Geyser

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Yuck!

Old Faithful definitely not clogged! She’s erupts every hour.

Well, there goes my appetite 🤢

Reading this gave me great pleasure. Reminds me of the times I’ve been clogged then lanced. It’s Freedom but it sure is messy make sure to get it done at someone else’s house! Last time we broke into a my asshole neighbor’s home then left haha lol surprise! shitsplosion

What is this, a geyser enima! 🤪

That looks like a zit I popped in high school.

In other news teenage boys find their skin has cleared up and spend less time in front of the mirror in the bathroom.

After reading the caption...thats one of the most vile images I’ve ever seen

Ewwww, Yuck!

I love shit like this. Oh, you Onion you Those guys better get the hell outa there... all that 'material' will come down soon.

Did SandraLeeMD help out?

I hope they cleaned it with alcohol after.

ArtDecider

Thanks now I'm disgusted

🤢

If you look closely, you can just make out the staphylococcus responsible for the blockage (maga? maya)

Ew

Thought that was a hemorrhoid.

💀

Oh dear God. I can see it happening under this administration. They are probably going to drill for oil there too.

That's just a 'pore' joke...

ewwwww

Can you guys send the team to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500? There is some kind of herpes inside

Oh. Are still the latrines without maintenance?

This made me think about the following of people on YouTube who just watch videos of people popping pimples and other... things

Ewwww

Oh taco night and the morning after..

Right here in Yellowstuff National Park

let it out buddy, let it out

Thanks, I hate it.

::Laughs in Dermatologist::

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