Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Television

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PADUCAH, KY—Glancing worriedly from his plate to his television, local man Eric Timmer expressed concern Thursday that between eating his ham sandwich and viewing an episode of The Walking Dead, he was critically overextending himself. “I looked away from the screen for five seconds because some of the meat was coming out from between the bread, and I missed some stuff on the show,” said Timmer, 29, conceding that he also may not have been up to the task of hearing the program’s dialogue above the sound of his chewing. “I think I’m in over my head here. I’m not sure what I was thinking, but I can’t keeping doing this. I mean, I’m not Superman.” At press time, Timmer entered a state of paralysis upon being faced with an incoming text message.

PADUCAH, KY—Glancing worriedly from his plate to his television, local man Eric Timmer expressed concern Thursday that between eating his ham sandwich and viewing an episode of, he was critically overextending himself.

“I looked away from the screen for five seconds because some of the meat was coming out from between the bread, and I missed some stuff on the show,” said Timmer, 29, conceding that he also may not have been up to the task of hearing the program’s dialogue above the sound of his chewing. “I think I’m in over my head here. I’m not sure what I was thinking, but I can’t keeping doing this. I mean, I’m not Superman.

 

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popcultgeek619

It’s tricky, you might miss something if you look down to take a bite

coopervuitton_

Chewing makes it hard to hear. It's like hell.

😁😁

Hey tsampson!

There's no point in half assing to things...put your full ass into one.

IssueFortyFive i feel this in all the places

You don't want to bite off more than u can chew

thank god for the rewind button

That sandwich is falling apart. This brave soul never stood a chance

refpeolk_krik

Men can only do one thing at a time because whatever they do, they must also be able to simultaneously fiddle with their nuts.

😂fuck sake

Who said life was easy?

I disagree. These are two pleasures best enjoyed together.

Goals

Please do a post on this. Something along the lines of 'no, we didn't make this'.

Shit got real.

Multitasking isn’t good for you

I hear you brother

Gotta add some Respek to that

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