WHEN I was a randy young twerp, me and my pals used to head up to “The Island”, a parcel of woodland in the local park where, if you rummaged around, you’d find a tatty page ripped from an adult mag.I never really wondered why all this porn was in these woodland hidey-holes, which was probably for the best.
Of course the Marubo tribespeople who are looking at these sites are mostly not children and they may have engaged in sexual relations already.The vast majority of the footage on free porn sites is fantasyland stuff, where women are often slapped and choked roughly as they rictus grin and bear it.
Troupes of teenage youths miming to bubblegum pop and winking at fans while caressing their hairless chests seem a little passé for the It took significantly less than, ahem, 45 minutes for the inconvenient fact to reach him that Badenoch also happens to be minister for women and equalities. It’s ugly and aggressive and often ends up in actual violence, as John “Two Jabs” Prescott showed us when he twatted that mullet-topped egg-chucker in 2001.
After all, crusader Fry – who later apologised, saying he should shut his “big mouth” – has not always been so offended by privileged old men.