In what other movie does the protagonist ride an elevator from a fish and chips shop to a pocket dimension, there to meet Baba Yaga , a spindly hag who lives in a dilapidated wooden house atop giant chicken legs, feeds him cream-of-child soup, and tells him where to find Nimue, the villainous Blood Queen, who needs to visit the site of her AD 517 dismembering by King Arthur in order to regain her full powers and unleash a plague upon...
Written by Andrew Cosby and directed by Neil Marshall , Hellboy actually gets off to a rousing, even rip-roaring start. The opening scene, set 1,500 years ago, introduces Milla Jovovich’s power-mad villain, and also serves notice that the violence will swing between cartoonish and gruesome, sometimes both at once. Imagine if Looney Tunes’ coyote got crushed by a rock but bled out when it happened.
Hellboy runs through this menagerie, sometimes in the company of his adoptive father , sometimes with a sort of Dr. Who Companion type named Alice and in the latter part of the movie with Ben Daimio , a British operative who may be secretly trying to kill him.
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