Speculation explodes at Wednesday’s dinner party about the cyber hieroglyph, with the group tossing up two translations: the husband is about to dump his wife. Or someone let one rip.“Jack had sex with Tori yesterday morning and messaged me straight away — because we’re boys like that,” he babbles away to the others, before“You know what he texted Ridge?” she tells the group with a scrunched face. “The wind emoji.
“It means ghost!” she declares, concluding Jack is about to pull a runner on Tori. “It was a smoke bomb emoji — like,Then she lets out a gasp and clutches her chest. One more theory has entered her mind. It’s far more potent than Jack dumping Tori.Right on cue, the fake fornicators stroll in. When asked about their night of passion, they describe it with all the giddy playfulness of census night.
Timothy decides he wants to jump in on the drama and circle back to the original topic of conversation: fake sex.Before anyone can ask what the hell the post-sex wind emoji means, Tori snaps.Glancing around the table at all the people questioning her, she realises she hates them all.