Sometimes I wear ear plugs and just nod and smile when my husband talksI married for love and not money, sometimes wish I’d factored in the money a bit moreSometimes I lie about how busy I am at work to guilt my husband into sick kid day dutyI just bought myself a giant assorted chocolate heart and ate every piece in my car.
Confessional #71829389Confessional #71090928I miss being young and singleSometimes think being a SAHM mom is mentally harder than a working mom. I’ve been bothConfessional #76387691I hate my husband’s CONSTANT farting and burping. It’s such a turn off!I tell my husband I have horrible diarrhea when I want a solid hour alone in the bathroom.Confessional #71829485I hate reading bedtime stories.I feel like parenting is a soul crushing break up waiting 20 years to happen.