It’s worth remembering that ‘Shatterhand’ is a working title. Much like Sphinctre was for Spectre, and The Living Shit was for the The Living Daylights.
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Call it To Die Is To Live or Forever Is Not Enough, both would sound good in a song. Imagine a Dame Shirley Bassey vocal and when she sing Gooooooolllllllllldddddddd. We get Shaaaaatttterrrrrrhaaannnnddddd. Nah.
Well the theme song should sound interesting
Sound like an injury from too much wanking
With a guest cameo from GaryLineker...
You in this one GaryLineker ?
GOT TO LOVE BOND FILMS! FIRST ONE STARTED OUT AS COMEDY!
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Who is the next James Bond
Please be better than that last piece of shit. It's been every other D Craig Bond movie that's been good so we r due for a good one.
Just make it up. Shall we call it Shatterproof instead!
Fake news.
Bond will be married and out of mi6. Blofeld escapes and kills his wife (whatshername from the last movie). Bond seeks revenge. A mash up of OHMSS and YOLT.
S trange H ow A ll T hose T errifically E xciting R isks H appen A nd he N ever D ies
Skyfall,Spectre,should have just stopped at Shatter to make it a hat-trick of (00)7 letter film titles beginning with the letter S.....
WilliamShatner Shatnershand the name of the next Bond film!! 😂 are you the villain
Can’t Bond find a girlfriend then?
What no spoilet alert shame on you BBC
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Shat a hand?
Wouldn’t “Cold War” be a better title
Sounds like a nickname I definitely wouldn’t want
So back to Fleming and ‘You only Live Twice’? Blofeld in Japan in a castle surrounded by a garden of deadly plants. A revenge novel following the murder of Bonds wife of a few hours Tracy.
God he looks ancient.
Shitterhand more like
Shatterhand is the alias Blofeld uses in the original Ian Fleming novel “Yiu Only Live Twice”. This could suggest a return of that character.
all i can say is that scissorhand is really pissed off 007 Shatterhand
working title i hope?!?
Mahfouzzubaide1 Shatterhand? This will not sit well up north ... Scotchlandia Edinburghdonians Aberdee
A license to catch shit?
Doesn't quite trip off the tongue like goldfinger does it. Times gave changed. Rather murky if one was of a certain mindset Which I am.
Already been done with the spy thriller genre...
Had Danny Boyle got his way, with the trans sub-plot, it was going to be called 'Muffdiver'.
Or the full title; The Man with the Glass Penis.
Oh dear
I thought Craig was binning bond?
Who thinks up these titles!. To bring down a helicopter wi a 9mm pistol from over 100 yards away on a bumpy boat killed the ending in spectre. I'll give the new film a clean slate. 🤞
It’s an improvement on ShatterSelf
Bond traps his hand in the car door and then spends the rest of the film waiting for an X-Ray?
Yawn. Are they still making this drivel 🙄
Is it called 'same old bollocks'?
Marginal improvement over Shattabrick
It's rubbish
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Not enough bog roll left?
Like Shatonmyhand.. almost like Shatners underwear Company Shatner Panties
Let's hope Shatterhand doesn't have a scene as crass as the one in Skyfall where a female character with whom Bond has enjoyed relations is tied up with a glass of whisky on her head and killed by the film’s villain only for Bond to joke that it was a waste of good scotch,
Since when do Bond films get “working titles”? Never. And you know that. Why not speed dial the producers and ask, you nitwits.
Shittihand LOL
'Old Shatterhand' was a novel by Karl May, one of Hitler's favourite writers. You're welcome.
Probably the only name they can come up with that doesn’t offend someone
Is it the right or the left that’s the shitterhand in some places?
Shat on hand?!
Inside sources tell me it’s Goldenface
or Hairypalm if they get a decent Bond girl
Shit name for a shit bond
James Bond: Tired. Please just do that instead.
Hope Blofeld is back and the stories about Tuppence Middleton appearing as a Bond girl are true. Shatterhand Bond25 JamesBond TuppenceMiddleton DanielCraig
Shatterhand though? Completely open to ridicule!! 💩✋ 🤣
Shitterhand? Cheap toilet roll.
Lea Seydoux disappointed me appearing in a Bond film. Going down in film quality
SHATTERHAND? That name is so taken.
Sounds a little more severe than Carpel tunnel syndrome, but I would be crapping my pants right now as a musical artist if I was asked to sing or write the title song.
Needs a decent villain in there.
Sounds like a cannibals after dinner confession.... 'yeah, didn't chew. Just chomped her down. Later on, never guess what. Went behind and a Bush and.....
Someone's shat in their hands? What?
You should proofread your tweets before posting them. This is supposed to be the BBC after all! 🤦🏼
Beats Shatterpants, I suppose. Cant see many A-list women taking that role.
Wat?
Best man for the job
Crap title
'Due to being shooting .. ' ?
Shat her hand I’m not so sure about the name tbh ..
Last film was awful. Spectre was massively overrated and QOS was a massive let down after the brilliant casino Royal.
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Shatterhand..?
Great idea ...
Yet another Shatterhand movie?
RAFpolicedog was tel and his dad the inspiration for this title? 😂🤣
When there's no bog roll left you end up with a.....
I haven't watched Spectre yet! 😭😭😭
Here's hoping it is as great as the last film.
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