, for tarnishing public life, but he’s turning out to be the most worthwhile politician in modern times. Because he’s imploding and we’ve earned this.
Now he couldn’t win any election, he has no power and almost everyone he worked with despises him, from civil servants toThis will probably get worse for him, until we hear: “An ex-minister who once supported Boris Johnson has revealed the former prime minister opened a Cobra meeting to discuss the crisis in Syria, by insisting everyone in the room took heroin. He says ‘the meeting was held up for 20 minutes because the head of MI5 couldn’t find a vein’.
At Christmas, instead of sending a £10 note in a card to his kids, he asks the governor of the Bank of England to loan them £10 worth of gold without declaring it and with the proviso that it won’t have to be paid back until 2086.