Still, his campaign Caravan of the Undemocratic Undead rolls on, frightening the locals at every stop; putting terror into the hearts of pundits and the people. Other vampires may be susceptible to crosses, kept at bay by the mystical power of the Christian religion. This vampire has no fear of crosses. After all, it was in this sign that he conquered his American kingdom.
out there, sharpening their own pointed splinters. The many wannabe vampire slayers have been enumerated at length elsewhere—but what the heck, lets mention a few:Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg hasIn Georgia, where he allegedly tried to suck more than 11,000 undeserved votes from the body politic, theAnd let us not forget that the federal forces of light have yet to come into play.