HBO Max Announces Plans To Destroy All Evidence ‘The Sopranos’ Ever Existed

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NEW YORK—In the wake of recent moves to reduce the size of its library in order to save on residual payments, streaming service HBO Max announced Thursday it would move forward with a plan to destroy all evidence that The Sopranos ever existed. “Once we have finished burning the 35-millimeter film on which the series…

NEW YORK—In the wake of recent moves to reduce the size of its library in order to save on residual payments, streaming service HBO Max announced Thursday it would move forward with a plan to destroy all evidence thatever existed.

“Once we have finished burning the 35-millimeter film on which the series was shot and deleting all digitized footage, we will begin confiscating millions of DVD box sets, which will then be steamrolled into tiny pieces and dumped into the Hudson River,” said CEO Casey Bloys, who explained that HBO would begin enforcing a unique noncompete clause in cast members’ contracts that would prohibit Edie Falco, Michael Imperioli, Lorraine Bracco, and otherstars from ever again taking an acting role...

 

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SagamiSword_ fight for your rights

certifiedIoserr im sorry

Why not they act like Oz never existed. 🤣

Okay Try

so THIS is why goncharov was trending....

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed

It's funny because it happened to Worstworld.

They could do that by announcing 15 more Sopranos prequels.

They already did it with Westworld. Don't give them any ideas!

Omg don’t do this

demolishing the entire New Jersey turnpike doesn't sound like that bad of an idea

HBO MAX WHO? WHAT? Never heard of them!

Just make it look like an accident.

WB Discovery: You ain’t seen nothing, capisce?

God fucking dammit.

Hahahahahaha! Good luck HBO Max, because I have the complete Blu-Ray boxset and you don’t know where I live!!!

They would do this for the bad shows... Sopranos is HBO royalty.

Im fine with that. The Sopranos are dead to me.

Somebody knows something

You joking but.....

Exclusive series vanishing from their own catalogue... I would be laughing but that is also a fact so... 😅

I missed the humor I guess

“Final black frame to be extended to six seasons.”

I wish they did. Other than Gandolfini, the others look like punchlines. I can’t imagine anyone being intimidated by them.

Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.

Yes and they already told how, by the hands of

I thought they had already tried that when they ended it the first time? I mean, why else would you just cut to black?

Just straight up reporting the news now, eh?

Don’t give them any ideas.

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