“I left MSNBC in 2007 and went to Fox because it is beneficial for those who control political systems to have hyper-partisan media outlets that engage in direct squabbles with each other, which produces media coverage that is about media coverage, which refocuses public attention on media personalities like Rachel Maddow or myself and ultimately obscures the real sources of power.
”“I left MSNBC in 2007 and went to Fox because it is beneficial for those who control political systems to have hyper-partisan media outlets that engage in direct squabbles with each other, which produces media coverage that is about media coverage, which refocuses public attention on media personalities like Rachel Maddow or myself and ultimately obscures the real sources of power.”
“I hate [Donald Trump] passionately.” – TuckerCarlson This one isn’t so much a lie as it is misleading, since it’s odd to single out Trump among the 3.5 million of his viewers he absolutely loathes.
You can get this every day from CNN. At least try to be funnier than CNN.
So many conservatives ticked off by this. The Onion is killing it.
Did The Onion get bought out by a hedge fund?
I got to the fifth one. Somebody was paid for this ?
Y’all didnt even bother opening the article and it shows
Wow, I used to laugh at The Onion 5 years ago. Not anymore. This is pathetic attempt at humour. It seems The Onion, is the Credit Swiss of comedy websites.
Where's the humor?
Fail
I thought this was supposed to be comedy not propaganda.
Where’s the funny
Remember when you used to be funny instead of a piss bucket for the Left
The Onion fell off
Interesting how the people saying this isn't funny are all right wingers with either racist, homophobic, or conspiracy theory tweets all over their profiles. Guess they can't handle having the jokes directed at them, they'd rather them be punching down at vulnerable minorities.
Why would anyone click on this?
And with this, the legend that was once The Onion is relegated to the same ‘has been’ status trash bin of entertainment, joining SNL et al.
RIP the onion... now reduced to just more leftard noise.
Commies just aren’t funny.
So just propaganda now, and not parody? Hard pass.
You used to be funny.
'My wife says she always climaxes.' This is a lie. His wife shames him & that's the sort of thing that he likes.
The Onion
You used to be so funny but now you’re woke and embarrassing
TC in White Lyin..
Less quantity more quality, list was too long and only few of them were decent. But idk maybe boomers were your targeting audience?
Is this a joke? 🤡
God you guys suck now
Unfollowed.
This is why the TheBabylonBee kicks your ass
he lost control of his twitter account hahaha
He has never lied!
Used to actually be funny. Bummer.
'I have never slept with cheese'
So glad this story is real. Every Monk at a Buddist temple in Thialand tested positive for meth. LMAO
Tucker Carlson’s Biggest Lies…so far.
fax no printer
Occasionally still has some hits, but has been far surpassed by TheBabylonBee for some time now
It used to be funny.
The left is a humorless wasteland.
The Elon Musk one was better.
Delete your account
I thought this used to be a comedy page.
You’re just no TheBabylonBee, sorry. But this just isn’t funny.
In his defense, those M&M's are too sexy to resist 😂😂😂
Can't wait to see how fast this hits someone that doesn't know this is satire
Makes more sense than his actual program.
'I don't want to fuck M&Ms'
As if Jan 6 wasn't staged lol
Ok. Let's make it so funny all Hunter Biden's crimes. Hilarious.
The Woke mob wants to convince you that ducks don't have silky smooth, sexy human legs under the waterline 'The Democracts will not be satisfied until every last duck is deeply unappealing'
The Onion is turning full-blown Leftist. It's been this way for a while, but now it is doubling down. Good thing we have TheBabylonBee
I don’t get it! Is this a joke?
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i wonder how many layers are going to be stripped from the onion and new ones grafted on?
Uh huh
It’s ok tucker I’m scared of bugs too
No doubt that bug was going to take away your freedom
Was this the episode where he promoted Ronny’s new book?
so what happened to the fat guy with the white hair and the douchebag stache and goatee they were trying to get like a idk how to describe it but like galliant? angle with the pictures from the protest/riot.
Goddammit I hate it when Brian Kilmeade takes my lunch.
I don't like that the folks at The Onion are minimizing Bow Tie cancer, a lot of the men in my family have suffered and died from the disease.
Keep going
Thank you for the laughs.
“That spy drone had it coming. Our Fox poll indicates that 90% of the fish in the Black Sea support the Russians.” -While most of the bottle nosed dolphins in the Black Sea voted for Putin, dolphins aren’t fish, they’re mammals
Insecure liberal editors want you to think those who disagree are liars.
Maybe Carlson and trump are half brothers. They both lie an awful lot.
Y’all are hilarious… this account is satire, so saying he’s a liar, is actually saying he’s honest…
Oh, Tucker Carlson, a master of wit in his own realm, where truth and lies dance like frenemies at a high school reunion. And so we're left to wonder: if a lie is told on TV and no one hears it, is it still dishonest?
I would say it's misremembering.
“Matthew, Mark and Luke all said it’s ok to lie if it advances your agenda and adds to your bonus.” Technically true, but Tucker failed to disclose that he knows those three stooges from the gym, it’s not a biblical reference
“Bow tie cancer is exceedingly rare.” Classic
Twice UK journalist of the year, world renowned left wing author and filmmaker John Pilger nails the increasingly corrupt war criminals of the mainstream corporate liberal media including the BBC.
I will never see 'Modern Family' the same
I would appear on Fox News more easily than I would NPR. Noam Chomsky
Noam Chomsky: 'Richard Nixon Was 'Last Liberal President' 'As for support, we may recall the last major program for helping families at the level of survival was under Richard Nixon. In many respects Nixon was the last liberal president.'
I'm British and left wing (you wouldn't understand) . Tucker is the only media figure I watch. To watch CNN or MSNBC you'd have to be an American liberal or some other kind of intellectual defective. Chomsky.
Here you go MAGA!!!
Isn't what there are famous for . ? Fluffing the feathers of the Americans. Instead of these elite reporters telling the actual truth and stand with the people they cause more harm if anything
Biden just pretended he had an epiphany on gay marriage when he was a teenager? And you’re doing Tucker? lmao this is like SNL refusing to cover his senility or sundowning, The joke is you
I’m enthralled and scared… going in.
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