FREMONT, CA—Hoping to reach a consensus should the timeline of the prior evening come under scrutiny, Samantha Lu, 11, and her six sleepover guests reportedly got their story straight about when exactly they went to bed. “Okay, we watched, brushed our teeth, and went to bed at 10, got it?” said Lu, telling her friends to dispose of any evidence that might suggest a post-midnight water gun fight or a Sour Skittles eating competition.
“Whatever you do, don’t go blabbing about the prank calls to 7-Eleven, and definitely don’t bring up the fact we snuck out to check out that weird house down the block. As far as you’re concerned, none of that ever happened. We’ll be fine if everybody sticks to the script.” At press time, a panicking Lu was telling her parents that some of the other kids might have stayed up late to play video games even though she went to bed right on time.
Omg just cancel your account y’all suck
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Crumbles immediately when questioned
Childhood according to The Onion: laughs and good memories. Not a (real) care Real childhood: Jen’s st. Bernard fell down the stairs for no disc. reason, never happened before—got pretty hurt, it was scary and sad, everyone cried, and no one got much sleep. It wasn’t even fun
They better because Donna and I are going to grill them at breakfast tomorrow
Great racial mix. Woke Award=⭐⭐⭐⭐
I scrolled past three times before I realized this wasn't a weird long haired rabbit hanging out and conspiring with them
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akron_police this you?
My name is say 'David' And we followed the highjackers for a couple months. On Sept 11th we were told to let them board the flight as it was just an Exercise not the actual event. We didn't know our boss met in a parking lot in Montgomery county and was told 'let it happen!