Watch the monologues for Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, James Corden and Seth Meyes below -- with our picks for best lines from each...“It’s Monday, unless you’re Chris Rock, because I’m pretty sure he got slapped into next week.”
“That is the worst thing Will Smith has ever done. Wait, I forgot about ‘Wild Wild West.’...I’m kidding, obviously. The worst thing he’s ever done is ‘Gemini Man.’”“America may be divided, but it was kinda nice for all of us to come together and say ‘Holy crap’ at the same time.” “Do you guys remember a few years ago when the Oscars accidentally announced the wrong winner for best picture? Turns out that was child’s play.”“Even Kanye was like, ‘You went on stag and didSeth Meyers“Remember 24 hours ago when we thought Timothee Chalamet’s sternum was the craziest thing we’d see all night?”
“We’ll have more on this story in a little bit, but first, let me do the rest of the monologue -- which is kind of terrifying now that I know that you can get slapped for doing a bad joke.”“The whole incident threw me off in a huge way. Also, completely ruined my chances in the Oscar pool. I had Dame Judi Dench smacking Woody Harrelson.”
“I’ll say this...Will Smith can’t take a joke -- Chris Rock can take a punch. A steel jaw. Unbelievable.”