Tough-Guy Things I Can Do Because I Don’t Wear a Face Mask

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I can spit anywhere I want. Got that, Mask Boy?

Not only does it look boss as hell, it keeps me from eating too much candy. Let’s just say that I’ve earned a reputation for having a sweet tooth, which is why the fellas call me Sweetie. It’s one of those tough-guy nicknames that’s ironic, because I’m anything but sweet. Trust me. They just as well could’ve given me the nickname Jawbreaker instead. Great, now I’m craving one of those. Thanks a lot, Masky Wonka..

If I’m going to tell someone to shut up and stop calling this number because the person they’re trying to reach doesn’t live here anymore, I’m not going to be hiding behind a mask. Just like I don’t hide behind one when I post online.

 

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i can go tough guy things outside without worrying about a mask because there aren't other people because i didn't decide to live in a closet in a city for $3k month and being driven insane by a lack of things to do

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I just love those little souvenir bats they give away at the ballpark.,..they can be so handy! 😁

Remember when we all though Howie Mandel was eccentric?

🖕🏾 Them face diapers

Feeling real tough with your open facial orifices.

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