AUSTIN—Gritting their teeth while grinding out yet another piece of sales-department-mandated branded content exploring the film’s mythology, the writing staff of pop culture website Screen-On Time struggled to retain their composure, if not their professional dignity, while powering through four weeks of sponsored posts for a movie its own film critic called “contemptible trash” in his review last week.
“It’s with a tinge of sadness and a considerable amount of contempt that I must confirm what any reasonably intelligent viewer already suspects: One of the summer’s most anticipated blockbusters has absolutely no redeeming value other than the potential sale of action figures,” reviewer Aaron Park said in his two-star panning of the film, which is currently the only advertisement on the website’s homepage, where readers are greeted with an interactive full-frame website-takeover treatment...
Onion has become an embarrassment
The advertising revenue is 2000 times what the reviewer gets paid
I love it when this happens. You can tell that the promo money has hit when they do the 180.
'write yourself a check', she says cc nft web3 mrna metaverse
LiamODin The site I write for still has Eternals branding up, ehhhh
'Without a doubt one of the worst films I've ever seen. I give Disney's Marvel's Avenger's Return to the Multiverse an 8.5 out of 10.'
But the good kind of 'contemptible trash'. B+
This is so absolutely 100% SPOT ON
Oh Onion....you used to be funny. Why don't you read the Babylon Bee for a couple of weeks and find out how it is done. How far you have fallen. Go woke...go broke.
Entertainment reporting has always been quite literally the most glorious example of eating in the exact same spot where you just took a shit.
I thought the onion made up this movie as part of this joke
This is the jeffgerstmann story
I thought this was a satire site
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