Today, we woke up in a world where the first new episodes of television featuring Carrie Bradshaw and co. in nearly 18 years were available to watch—and in a world where half of our timeline had already, somehow, watched them. HBO Max had posted the first two episodes ofonline at 3 a.m. EST with all the ceremony of a break-up Post-It note.
But more than feeling sorry for ourselves that we’ve been a bit spoiled and are, already, behind the cultural curve for not having seen the episodes yet, we actually feel a bit sorry for anyone who did feel the need to wake up and start their morning off watching this show.was never meant to be morning television. Carrie and Miranda are decidedly not Jenna and Hoda. This isn’tfor adults.