CLIFTON, NJ—Saying he was unwilling to take any chances with his safety, local man Jay Tierney confirmed Thursday that he made sure to ask every trick-or-treater if they’re the real Dracula, just in case. “Obviously, Halloween can be a lot of fun, but if you show up at my doorstep with fangs and a cape, I’m gonna need some answers in case I need to defend myself,” said Tierney, adding that, as a precaution, he kept a wooden stake and mallet behind the front door.
“Usually, they say ‘No’ and I can just play it off like a joke, but better safe than sorry. I don’t want to end up a vampire myself, cursed to walk the night and feast on the blood of the innocent just because I was too embarrassed to ask a simple question. If a trick-or-treater ever does admit he’s Dracula, I’ll probably throw a Snickers in the yard and then lock the door while he’s picking it up.
Like the kid is going to honestly answer! DUH!
Jesus what an ugly ass kid..I mean vampire.
I’m so happy the is able to find good content again and not be put up against reality that just feels to oniony. Bravo
Invite them in, see what happens.
The man is now missing after he asked an older gentleman dressed like Dracula if he was the real one. Don’t worry, he’ll be back in 3 days or so. Looking for a… night job.
'I'm tired of living under the tyranny of these monsters'
Followed by “show me a trick, I’ll give you a treat” 🙄😂
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Just as a precaution, . . . have a ready supply of fresh garlic to throw in their bags.
And ask every chick in the metaverse if she’s a real chick, just in case meta metaverse metaisioi halloween2021
It's vampire law: if you ask Dracula if he's Dracula, he has to tell you
You can't be too scareful.
Yup, better safe than sorry.
Because they have to tell you. Like cops.
Dracula is much happier with Blood based treats such as Blood so generally the real one is the one sucking at your neck when you open the door.