MALTA, IL—After receiving several complaints from patrons regarding unwanted touching in the haunted corn maze attraction, Jonamac Orchard owner Stuart Parrish reportedly sat down with the actor portraying Zombie No. 2 for a second conversation about the maze’s no-contact policy.
“Look, Dan, I don’t care if that’s what a real zombie would do—haunters can’t touch the guests, period,” Parrish told the 36-year-old seasonal employee, adding that “you can get in their face, you can run at and around them, but there just can’t be hands-on contact.” “I hear you. We want this to be a scary experience. But I gave two refunds this weekend to guests who said they felt endangered. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this is a family attraction, and you have to respect that.
“I don’t care if you’re playing a zombie, Mr Gaetz! Keep your hands off the 16 year old girls!”
ITYSL
Making fun of Midwesterners, are we?
“But zombies grab people-!” “NOT THEIR ASSES”
This happens when you don't run a background check. Turns out, he's not a sex offender and lied on the application.
Food Manufacturers Horrified At Thought Of Unspecified Amount Of Corn Not Being Turned Into High Fructose Syrup
I'm laughing harder at this than I should.
Entertainment Entertainment Latest News, Entertainment Entertainment Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Source: THR - 🏆 411. / 53 Read more »
Source: RedMagDaily - 🏆 312. / 61 Read more »