Ways To Apologize Without Saying Sorry

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“I want to make things right in some trivial way.”

Let them know you’re about actions not just words, just as long as the actions aren’t some kind of hassle.“Don’t blame me, blame Lee Harvey Oswald.”

Even if it is your fault, it’s easy to shift the blame to Oswald, who’s not only a notorious criminal but also is not likely to offer rebuttal from beyond the grave.A grown man saying the phrase “oopsie poopsies” is distracting enough that no one will ever remember the mistake you made.“Just tell me how much to make this whole thing go away.”“I’m not afraid to die. Can you say the same?”Apologizing gives power to the person you’re apologizing to. This reverses that dynamic.

To apologize would be to call into question the destiny The Almighty selected for you eons before you were even born.Guttural moans express your feelings better than words ever could.

 

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I’m a fan of “I’m sorry you feel that way.” It includes the word “sorry,” but puts the blame on the person you’re avoiding apologizing to.

It's unfortunate you feel upset

Oh I know this game

A gentle pat on the shoulder. Pat. There, there. Pat.

my bad when I say I'm sorry it is my polite way of saying fuuuuuck yeeeeew and I may say I'm sorry more than once and say it directly to yer face lookin yew directly in the eyes and say... i'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Thank you. This is relevant advice to the contemporary world.

'Oh, you're perfect? Well, la di da.'

Wasn't me.

'My bad' FS what does that even mean 😠 😡

Eh !?

Is drake running this account now?

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Ope!

My bad.

what i got from this is that instead of apologizing we have to turn into mike ehrmantraut from breaking bad

“That’s just not how the facts identify themselves to me.”

bratty_beetle hehe

If this wasn't concerning the coup that changed the course of history for the ultimate demise of democracy in this country... it would be funny.

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Still never got what he was up to in that movie theater….

If you are a Democrat then blame Trump. If Republican then blame Obama. If independent then blame EVERYONE.

LBJ to Ladybird

I always blame Oswald for everything.

Onion that's not satire That's the truth.

Is the onion still banned on twitter?

Juneisfunny if you think about it its eves fault for biting the apple i mean

It seems cumbersome. It's easier to say 'sorry'. But, you only say it, if you are truly wrong, if you are not wrong, then don't say.

“The democrats”

'im sorry you feel that way'

'You're angry, so I'm going to give you space to work this out.'

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