“I’m still getting used to fans complimenting me! Just the other day a girl came up to me after a show and told me how much she appreciates my work and how badly she wants my life and that someday she will have it, she will, and she will wear my skin like a cape.
It was...humbling.”Gilbert Gottfried is dead actually....
The child sacrifice has to be the hardest, except the celebrities love it.
“Have ya seen my son Chet fer christs sakes? Holy shit!”
Their checks are too big to cash at Walmart
Not having a strong command over raccoons any more than the normal person. That's the hardest part of celebrity.
'The lunch meat. I can say no more. There is something bad about being famous, and it involves lunch meat. It is by far the worst thing.'
🤣🤣🤣 ahhhh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bill Cosby one was epic!
RIP Gilbert
by 'crabs' she really means 'fans'
So that’s how she got em
Worse part of being famous:
and then we come to epstein island that wasnt an island but a mansion near trumps and then after it was an island again. I would not doubt one bit that celebs would get super high on cocaine or meth and rape and torture kids like the stories say but then also stormi
I believed this
Worst part of being famous is the fame.
You're all laughing now but just wait until Meryl becomes crab god empress
Anyone tagged in franzanth yet
Gilbert! 😭💔
And that's just her first phase. In her second phase, she sheds her Crab Armor and becomes Merylous Streepnir, Mamma of Mias. Her Death Becomes Her move is total BS but defeating her is the only way to cross the Bridges of Madison County.
What if this is happening to me now? I am not famous. Are the crabs 🦀 predicting my future?
I always suspected, but it's nice to know for sure
Jesus, could you have packed any more ads into that article? Couldn’t even read it because the page kept jumping as the next horde of useless ads finished loading.
I get yassified all the time
Is that photo of a celebrity?
Having so much sex that you throw up...
'Not getting 100% of the global love. 99% is for losers like Lady Gaga. Without 100% I'm still just a worthless bitch on the streets, dawg.'
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This
At least he gets financial diplomatic immunity.
same tbh
Oh that reminds me.... I have to cancel my Capitol one card today.
'Okay, but what ELSE is in your wallet?'
balls, there's far too few 'MFer' in that to be an SLJ quote.
Remember when the onion used to be satire
Same
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