County officials carried out a controlled burn of old-growth celebrities Monday in an effort to make way for new stars.
“The process can be a little startling to watch, but thinning out decaying A-listers is a crucial part of preserving the Hollywood ecosystem,” said local fire chief Craig Powers, noting that the burn was done under strict guidelines and did not occur until the most combustible producers and multi-hyphenates had been cleared from the area. “Keep in mind that for every withered old Julie Andrews or Robert Redford we set fire to, we make room for a dozen buddingto grow.
Why y'all gotta use Dick Van Dyke? He's a national treasure up there with Betty White. 😐😅
And Cal. wants to cut pollution. Make up your &¥£*€ mind.
Now this Odins_Knot is funny.
Lets do the same with the politicians!!
Not Helen! She is still hot!
Hopefully it’s a pilot program for politicians.
Oi, back away from Helen Mirren! She's a goddess, there's no replacing her. 😤 😁
I preferred the original 'Wish You Were Here' cover if I'm being honest.
No burning of Helen Mirren.
Don’t mess with Dick.
that seems more cuomo new york kinda thing
ManMadeMoon do they exploded like pine cones to spread their seed?
Roger Stone loudly protested 'Why am I not on fire, I'm a fucking celebrity!'
Where's James Woods in this pic?
Oh, the Onion is getting around to MeToo.
Lolol
now do congress
Update: Meryl Streep still managed to sweep all Oscar categories, including ones she shouldn't have been simultaneously eligible for.
Eastwood's been ready for a controlled burn since that chair incident.
Not Helen!!!
its about time
You leave Helen Mirren alone! 😂