Despite the writing being on the wall, the bridge, the subway platform, and the abandoned warehouse, you’ll still be surprised to hear about the recent rise of vandalism in your city.Just when you think you’ve endured the worst life has to offer, an omelet will arrive this week with only two distinct types of cheese.While most everyone battles inner demons, you’ll become one of the few ever to face supernatural creatures of the outer variety.
You always believed yourself to be filled with self-hatred, but as it turns out you’re actually filled with half self-hatred, half double-fudge ice cream.You will finally turn a weakness into a strength this week when your hometown hosts its “Most Prolific Public Defecator” contest.Sometimes the truth can be hard to hear, as you’ll discover this week when doctors attempt to tell you that you’ve gone deaf.
Hmm . . .
As a Taurus, an omelette is my signature go-to, the-world-is-ending, I-need-to-eat-something food to COOK. But now, DELIVERED?!? Truly, the end of days. And, if my doorbell rings?!? I’m jumping over the fence (my neighbor has a mini-bar in his garage, so, this too shall pass). 🤪
Libra. So true
The Horor 😱
Hey um Cheesyrider4 your horoscope says you gon' die in a giant fireball this Thursday... sorryboutyourluck fuckinfiresigns