You refuse to buy into society’s petty, narrow-minded definitions of good and evil, or at least that’s what you tell people when they notice you’re a lousy tipper.You’ll be doing a lot of traveling in the near future due to your inability to dribble a basketball effectively.When all’s said and done, you’ve loved and been loved in return, and no one can take that away from you. However, they can make sure you don’t get paid for it.
You’ll experience a slight setback when events beyond your control force you to repeat age 8 all over again, which actually isn’t half bad.You’ve always detested clichés, tired old jokes, and easy irony, which are three more reasons why you’re going to hate being killed by a falling safe.They say a good friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend will share your cell. With that in mind, your best friend will stab you with a sharpened toothbrush this week.
More like a 'horror-scope' cause TheOnionSucks
😅 Libras got off easy... half way through... quarantining like an 8yr old. ( that drinks 🍸)
Hmm . . .
Your horoscope mentally abused me and forced me to move my day of birth to a more passive than aggressive month
Mine is 'Man pissing five streams out of large genitals'