Kim Kardashian Tries To Escape L.A. In Rowboat After Realizing Past 12 Years Of Life Have Been TV Show

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LOS ANGELES—As a team of producers stood on the shore and begged her to reconsider, Kim Kardashian West reportedly rowed a boat out into the Pacific Ocean on Thursday in an attempt to escape Los Angeles, having discovered the past dozen years of her life have all been part of a television show.

Sources close to Kardashian West said she had behaved erratically in recent months, often ducking out of rooms to avoid interactions with her co-stars and asking panicked questions about certain people who appeared to be following her. Last night, she is believed to have stumbled upon a call sheet inadvertently left behind by E! network staff and labeled.

Pulling back on the oars of her small boat and leaving the Malibu Pier behind, Kardashian West expounded on how her life had been beset by a series of strange coincidences, including her mother marrying a famous Olympian and her convenient friendship with TV stars like Paris Hilton, which she had never before put much stock in but now suddenly made sense.

 

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You can do it Kim!!!

TrumpsChinFat How come she is wearing clothes. May didn't finish her make-ups.

Until she hits the wall and meets her maker

ayabou0414 Hahahahaha, this is great

Truman?

She’s staring in the new drama “Kanye West Wing”. Early reviews are “it’s a real roller coaster ride of emotions”

That’s a KUWTK I could watch. KimKardashian, kourtneykardash, you in?

In which case, she's facing the wrong way.

BryceHa56564587

DarlenesCousin

DearbhaileNairn JackPittBrooke

Jump off

She is leaving the show to run for some Political office as all TV REALITY royalty in USA do

Gold

Where is the clear, glass barrier? Is it marked on any navigational charts?

Oh my god

In other news, Kim Kardashian has drowned after crashing her boat into the wall of the giant dome.

TrumpsChinFat NOT THE TRUMAN SHOW

Fearless_Fred She's way to stupid to know how to row a boat

jessicahemmer12

😂😂😂

InvitationOven Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!

She’s moved on to “keeping up with Kanye” it’s a real roller coaster ride of emotions

She’s moved on to keeping up with Kanye

wherepond TLCexpat

1Obefiend Modern Truman

LMAOOOOooo

They must focus on influencing kids and children and society who cherish them: POSITIVELY. It must be a new calling they should MIRROR.

How ever we bear with the Kardashians that moving out of porverty can be their main reasons. It's never ok to lack sustainable means to the stomach. They have grown much enough now to understand, to pursue qaulity programs and relevant services to their nature.

Truman vibes

If you don't act crazy,selfish,or immoral,then you can't fit into society.The logic must be a difference to attract,be an influencer if some silly things or ideas.Trash on run way's and hold your legs up to tel the world that your stupid immorality is the in thing.STRANGE ENOUGH

But I never new such TV program could actually last for such number of years. It was never inspiring. Most things in life are like that. No investor for instance thinks positive lifestyles or TRUTHFUL WISDOM INSPIRATIONS ARE GOOD FOR SOCIETAL CONSUMPTIONS. EVERYTHING IS JUNK.

Only point side of Kardashians was the ability of Kim Kardashian assisting her entire family members to move out of POVERTY.This I have always mentioned is lacking in most families,where the one with the touch light dims it so other relations can't see the light. Kim did well

Kardashians had such a junk TV show.I never watched any single episode.There were nothing absolutely to learn. But it was good for their pockets,because investors recupe their money from junk creation,Besides it only showed how desperate it was for Kardashians to have💰.

And that in the last season, *someone* is going to die.

Fipsi15

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Truman shit

Was the boat made out of gold with precious stones encrusted? I am sure the boat cost 5M, and her outfit to run away another 2M

Give me satire please XD

I really lolled at this one 😂

Nice truman show was a good movie

Alyciajoybadger

Will we finally be free of this fresh Kardashian hell?

octobadger1 KingslyFishao

Inception! 😋

“But she keeps going around in circles” “Pull both oars at the same time!” They shouted from ashore.

And KimKardashian realizes she’s been married to KanyeWest for SIX years!!!

She should've kept up

roflmao

Onion steals final act of 'The Truman Show'. TheOnionSucks

👍🏻😆🤣😂😁 Well done, lol.

But she never made it out of Marina del Rey before a party boat distracted her. Later, Kayne's helicopter picked her up before she got too sh*tfaced.

Haha, dumb bitch.

This just gave me a good stop-and-audibly-laugh moment. Thanks!

Plot twist: The Kardashians were the audience and we were the show the whole time! All the crazy shit that happened over the last twelve years was staged.

Haha!

Who is stopping her

I umironically worry/pray about the folks at the Onion. The world has become a parody, and they are still somehow doing what they did before. Amazing. But at what cost? (My same worries for LateNightSeth salgentile. I appreciate closer look so much. But wow, it must be crazy!)

Fusunmelike

DanielLarison booosay

ASKSKSKSKS💀

_aidanwhite Bruh she straight up is trying to take Truman’s shine

PhreedomJacobCZ Please help me retweet dannysleeping pinned tweet please he really wants to win those plates for his mom please. Just go on his pinned tweet and retweet please please please. Thank you 😌

I love how long and detailed this article was given the subject.

I can tell by the lines you're reciting, I've seen that movie too

She may need Loriloughlin’s daughters to help her row.

tormentachinesa

wendy_harmer Photoshopping is 💩. 🥴🤷‍♀️

When Ed Harris starts trying to capsize her with the wave machine she’ll end up leaving Kanye for TJ Jackson

Isn’t she rowing backwards?

She’s got nice buoys if she goes overboard.

Ahahaha one of my favorites

LMAOOOO

I'm so glad there's still something left for you guys.

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