MILWAUKEE—In fulfillment of a promise made to local officials, the avatar of party chair Tom Perez called Milwaukee “a great city on a great lake” and ate a digital bratwurst Thursday while leading a virtual tour of the Democratic National Convention’s host city.
“I’ve been working hard to elect Democrats in 2020, but I’m glad I found time to explore everything this realistic, computer-generated simulation of Milwaukee has to offer,” a low-resolution image of Perez said as it squirted a pixelated stream of mustard onto a German-style sausage and moved through a partially rendered background that appeared to be the city’s RiverWalk. “This delicious local cuisine is really something else.
Nice and very smart symbolism. Thanks
Mustard on a brat. Just like God intended. Only people that hate America put ketchup on them.
Oh Happy Days! Dontcha know?
HL1 looking motherfucker
Bravo, Milwaukee. please put sour kraut and horseradish on mine. yummy. p.s., vote for JoeBiden and KamalaHarris.
Still love The Onion but The Bee is killing you guys atm. 🐝 🧅 TheBabylonBee
hilarious. DNC2020 is grateful to covid19 for preventing Biden voters from descending on Milwaukee and conducting days of unspeakably violent peace attacks. doublespeak 1984 DemocraticNationalConvention
He should eat digital shit
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GoldmanSachs64
Digital Bratwurst is a top tier band name.
Onion please spread the word that Dinosaurs are coming back on September 2nd you could save countless lives with your platform. dinosaursarecomingback
I love how shitty the thumbnail looks. Really fits
my favorite Goldeneye character
Is virtual puke a thing?
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