Archaeologists May Have Discovered Oldest Theater In London

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“The last place I would want to watch a play is buried under dirt.”“I guess the British have been disappointing their parents even longer than we realized.”.

“The last place I would want to watch a play is buried under dirt.”“I guess the British have been disappointing their parents even longer than we realized.”
 

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So the token black guy is unemployed. RACIST

Dirt play? Is that something like a dirt flick ?

And it only took 2000 years more than the Greeks and Romans. 👍

I wonder if the skeleton people ever visited this theatre.

Not surprisingly, He will remain unemployed with job offers only coming from Ecuador!

Hmm.. So, Archaeologists just happened to be there? Coincidence? 🤔

Struggle_Tweet this you?

Looks racist to me

The real subtle joke in this is the 'Unemployed' 99% of the time Onion has a random-ass job in it, but no, definitely more topical this way.

It's like sitting in the front row of the vagina monologues and asking your neighbors to fill in the blanks cuz you've never seen the play before

If only they chose a better venue, like, somewhere on the surface.

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