‘365 Days’: Film Review

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Fans of the literature of E.L James may find their inner Goddesses doing the Mazurka for Barbara Bialowas and Tomasz Mandes’ “365 Days,” a thoroughly terrible, politically objecti…

). Massimo is a creature summoned into being so directly from the burning pits of the collective hetero female imagination it’s amazing his shirt doesn’t catch fire, on the rare occasion that he wears one. Laura is some sort of hospitality consultant or hotel manager — it really doesn’t matter — and Massimo is a ruthless mafia boss who has been obsessed with her since he saw a vision of her face when he thought he was dying.

After four years, Massimo has practically given up on finding her. Then Laura comes to Sicily on holiday with her boorish boyfriend , and he spots her, cracking out his icky catchphrase “Are you lost, little girl?” . He drugs and kidnaps her — the obvious thing for a filthy rich, smoking hot, deltoidally overdeveloped dreamboat to do — and Laura wakes up in a fancy room which, in apparent homage to the film’s obvious touchpoint is decorated in, let’s say, 49 hues of anthracite, silver and slate.

At some point, during the astonishingly vacuous Laura’s own version of the 12 days of narcissist Christmas , she gets over her silly aversion to being kidnapped, and the shagging begins. And despite no full-frontal from either star, their sex scenes are the film’s best, largely because they’re not talking and are both nice to look at, whether engaged in some light choke play on a boat or squidged against a penthouse window with a panoramic city view.

 

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