Well, the Devil started as a part-timer, so I'm not surprised.
Only noble can be ability and revolutionaries, current World is hell, but in revolutionaries' eyes is a hot land. So Russian-Ukrainian is actually a counterwork of understanding laws, Ukraine only has revolution forms, very useful in war. But Russia is revolution, should win!
Good one. We know he’s big in the West, but I know from my travels that Nataraj is the famous Dancer in the East. They say it’s his dance keeps order in the universe. A competition is required to find out who’s best.
Thought He looked familiar.
Wasn't He one of the Solid God Dancers?
Is this true OCriador!? Ahahaha
It's no wonder the Old Guy is so angry, fragile, resentful, and bitter. Vladimir Putin was stuck as a cab driver after the Soviet Union and his KGB spy outfit collapsed, and the same thing happened to him.
“Those were tough years but I loved them. This gig is big sure, but dancing is where my heart is.”
heard he originally took the job to help pay for nursing school.
In fact, God created several universes before creating this one. Some were for practice. Some were custom made for special circumstances.
TheTweetOfGod this true?
Imagine the struggle. Ramen noodles and tap water for dinner every night. Glad he made it big!
'In Living Color' jump started many careers. Good for him.
I love when I see blasphemous humans. home
God is Tupac, it all makes sense now.
He actually used to work at a strip club, the bible changed it.
Why do you portray god as a caucasian? Have you ever seen him or are you just racist?
Was he to the left of Jennifer Lopez ?
Which god?
That ass tho..
this shows how far you can go in life (if you become a backup dancer, of course)
Now this is the classic Onion I want to see more of
You mean Background Actor, right? _centralcasting Chris_Meloni CentralCasting CCNYEXTRAS
That's not god
Dont say that!
And he goeth with the jazz hands.
Man, I remember watching his stand-up way back in his Babylonia days. Everybody was talking El and Asherah then but I knew this kid was something special. Shame what he did to his son though.
Celestial Privilege
well it worked for Jason Statham
Not many people know he also makes an awesome lasagna.
Used to have a little now he has a lot
Bobby_Dazzler68 should have stuck to dancing..
This is the story behind Don't You Want Me by The Human League
I heard he slept his way to the top.
I think I saw him in the back of a bollywood production.
TheTweetOfGod big if true?
I remember him. He was the opening act for Peter, Paul and Mary.
Is Bruce Villanch writing for The Onion now?
QueenOfTheWilis B-z
He should of stuck to ballroom dancing if he any hopes for a shot on TV.
Jimi Hendrix was a Pip, til Tina Turner rescued him from Britain. ..true story.. sure pissed off Ike, too.
TheTweetOfGod I knew it!
Fly girl? I knew I recognized her!
TheTweetOfGod care to comment?
TELL HIM TO RESET 2020!!
Can confirm. I was the singer.
Me too, I was i backup waitress
Love His early stuff
the dancing lamb of god. a baaaaaaaahhhhlerina.
angels_pimp for real real..?
♥️
I often wonder why God is jealous, angry and requires worship. I want a happy God who is secure, happy and does not require constant validation.
god is this really how you got your start?
TheTweetOfGod they nicked your Avi, you should take them to the cleaners
LOL
Started from the bottom Yahwey here
God started life as Jennifer Lopez?
rafioftheleague ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂he really lightens up the stage
Worked for Tupac. 👍
Well, he does know how to make rain 🤔
P. Deity?
TheTweetOfGod is this true?
'Remember us when you make it big.'
Top 10 greatest success stories
😂🤠😂
I’m still just Yahway from the hood
TheTweetOfGod
His foundation doesn’t match his skintone. cosmetics