The self-proclaimed “validictator” was the eighth choice among speakers for the “Saint Mary Magdalene by the Expressway 2020 virtual graduation,” just after“We’re all making sacrifices. I have had to share my child’s Adderall with him,” said Kate McKinnon, playing the principal who introduced Trump.
“You’re about to pay full price for fancy colleges when they’re all just University of Phoenix online with worse tech support,” she warned the students.Trump, who described himself as the son of “a simple, wealthy slumlord” who became “a billionaire and president,” honored the graduating class and offered a glimpse into their future among the workforce.
“There are so many exciting new jobs out there, like grocery store bouncer, cam girl, porch pirate, amateur nurse and coal,” he said. “Surround yourself with the worst people you can find, that way you’ll always shine.” The episode, hosted by “SNL” alumna Kristen Wiig, featured a guest appearance from another former cast member, Tina Fey, who returned to Weekend Update alongside Colin Jost and Michael Che offering a more positive spin on the current crisis.
“For example, I’m getting to spend so much more time with my [online] passwords,” she said. “All my passwords are a little bit different and beautiful in their own way and I see that now.”The episode also featured a public service announcement in the form of a music video urging parents to “let kids drink” during the pandemic, with one benefit being getting them to bed earlier. “It’s not like they can drive,” cast members sang.
A NEW PANDEMIC PEOPLE PUTTING PLASTIC BAGS ON THEIR HEADS WHILE WEARING A MASK..THE DEATHS OF THE NEW PANDEMIC WILL RESULT IN BEING LABLED: 'SUFFOCATION' RELATED TO COMPLICATIONS OF THE CORONA VIRUS
Too bad he isn't funny.
Did you see this? ObamaGate
Alec baldwin reminds of this dickhead!
This was incredible! He killed it! ✔️✔️✔️
The face of Evil starring at you.
Boring.......if he didn’t hate so much he might be funnier..
Alec Baldwin’s ego is bigger than Trumps.
He hates doing that crap, but he's taking one for the team. Thanks Alec.
Baldwin has TDS ObamaGate
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