Mother Comes Pretty Close To Using Word ‘Streaming’ Correctly

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PATERSON, NJ—Family sources told reporters Tuesday that local mother Karen Burkhart came fairly close to using the term “streaming” correctly during a recent conversation. “She likes that Orange Is The New Black show and told us that she started ‘stream-watching’ a couple of episodes,” said daughter Melanie Burkhart, who was reportedly surprised by her mother’s nearly accurate usage of the technical jargon. “I thought, wow, she actually got really close to the actual meaning of the word. She almost nailed it. And this is the woman who asked if the internet was as good as the online. It’s certainly the most precise she’s been in a long time.” At press time, Burkhart’s children decided to give it to her, claiming that she got close enough.

PATERSON, NJ—Family sources told reporters Tuesday that local mother Karen Burkhart came fairly close to using the term “streaming” correctly during a recent conversation.

“She likes thatshow and told us that she started ‘stream-watching’ a couple of episodes,” said daughter Melanie Burkhart, who was reportedly surprised by her mother’s nearly accurate usage of the technical jargon. “I thought, wow, she actually got really close to the actual meaning of the word. She almost nailed it. And this is the woman who asked if the internet was as good as the online. It’s certainly the most precise she’s been in a long time.

 

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My mom asked me to vulutus something for her

. 'The interweb comes through the creek behind the house streaming. Its just skience' - Homer Simpson

I'm sure she's also realizing that when we talk about streaming, we're likely not talking about urinary incontinence. 🙂

Oh please...this is so patronising and passe! Mothers, even ones as old as the hills like me, can work the interweb with consummate ease....while listening to the wireless, filling the tumbling drier and handknitting nanotubing from graphene!

Lemme guess she said 'turn the streaming off and come eat dinner!'

Shtreaming?

'Jimmy, stop playing the Forknite and come eat diner!'

My mom once asked me whatever happened to that rapper, 'Snoopy Doo'.

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My Mom just did this 10 minutes ago. 👀

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'Streaming' is a gateway word.

good for her

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