Ratings-Hungry Chris Cuomo Devotes Program To Interviewing 23 Other Cuomo Brothers

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NEW YORK—Enjoying a significant uptick in viewers following recent viral appearances on his television show by New York governor and brother Andrew, ratings-hungry CNN analyst Chris Cuomo devoted an entire program Tuesday to interviewing the remaining 23 brothers in the Cuomo family. “This segment is called ‘Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo on Cuomo,’ and I’ll be interviewing the sons of Mario and Matilda Cuomo,” said the CNN host and a member of the quadruplet consisting of Carlo, Giovanni, and Luca Cuomo. “First up, we have Donnie, Steven, Bobby, Orlando, Frank, Lou, and Jimmy with the famous pie shop, as well as Vinnie, a market analyst in Cleveland. Let’s not forget Benny the Butcher, Sinbad the artist, Eddie the mechanic, Lorenzo the tailor, and Artie, who is 54 but has yet to get a job or move out of our mother’s house. Come on, Artie, get it together. Hopefully, we can get my brother Beppo to play his accordion for us. And now we’re joined by Al, Paulie, Antonio, Ricky, Luigi, and Marco Cuomo who run a burger joint down in Bay Ridge. These guys are my best friends, and we talk to each other several times a day.” At press time, CNN viewers were delighted as all 24 brothers were talking over each other.

 

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Chris Cuomo gave the virus to his wife tsk tsk Didn't follow the guidelines of your governor/brother. Imagine you could have almost caused your Mom to have it. You were visiting her up til you got the virus. So smug you are.....thought you weren't subject to the virus.

Asymmetrical shag cut Cuomo bro is my favorite

🤣

LMFAO

Cool_Stuff_Guy Funny 😄

Kevin Sorbo Cuomo?

Love Chris!! And I love watching him banter with his bro! Their popularity has everything to do with them not only being great at their jobs but being stand up, genuine nice human beings! ChrisCuomo NYGovCuomo

I call this the fredo show

Let me know when he gets to the twins, Tagg and Pfaff.

Bruh

Why do you need to degrade a human and public figure. He is highly educated not like a social influencer.

If you yell ‘Fredo’, they all turning look.

From the family album: 1- Itchy 2- Smelly 3- Hairy 4- Bulky 5- Faulty 6- Sorry 7- Batty 8- Mouldy 9- Pussy 10- Ratty 11- Shabby 12- Snaky 13- Angry 14- Rickety 15- Crotchety 16- Gassy 17- Crappy 18- Pasty 19- Tinny 20- Musty 21- Zitty 22- Scurvy 23- Muddy

We all know Cooper is the best Cuomo of the Cuomo brothers

cfoxthesound So this is what reporting the news looks like smh

Say what you will, but two brothers talking about their affection for each other and one of them is governor of New York -- I don't know. I guess this meets a need right now. I ain't complaining. But y'all go ahead. Feel free.

Fox News bitches after 15 brothers that Mario couldn’t have really named one Fredo.

He probably greets them like this: Cuomo estas, hermanos?

And all wearing rugs.

This is peak Onion

Wait where is Perry?....

23andme

Dwayne 'The Rock' Cuomo is my favorite

How the fuck did dad Mario have time to govern New York?

Definitely don’t call this guy the f-word cuz he said it’s as bad as the n-word but here we are saying the word fredo and literaly acronyming the other word instead of saying it

These brothers are handsome AF you need to further investigate more important things than ratings like, which of the brothers are still single. chriscuomo RealNews important

JamesWillems One of them looks like you

LOL

Everything’s Coming Up Cuomo.

suh_deep

No sisters? Sexist or misogynist

. He must have some mother

how can one human manage to be so cringe in a 1 hour span

Sign guy Cuomo Big Dick Cuomo Little Spike Cuomo

Hahahahaha!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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