This eager fella understands the living room isn’t the first place a lot of people think to situate their 12-cup coffee maker, but he doesn’t let that stop him from quietly working toward that goal.a stove. Still, he’d be honored to power a Mr. Coffee.This poor little guy has always been self-conscious about not having a cover, but if there’s one thing he is confident about, it’s that he would make a valuable addition to any household’s coffee operations team.
Hair dryers, curling irons, Glade plug-ins—why not a Keurig or two? While these two bathroom buds may have more experience with epilators than espressos, they are passionate, focused, and ready to learn.Uh oh, this sultry diva’s got her vertical slots set on the two prongs of that Hamilton Beach FlexBrew, and she’s ready to do whatever it takes to convince you to plug them in real deep.to power your programmable coffee maker. She’s really just looking for a change, per se.
Dont do this to me man. I literally just woke up thinking it would be so nice to be able to wake up to a proper coffee. I can't have my favourite news outlet enabling me
Actually, you only need 1.
Stay in your lane refrigerator outlet
better luck next time, maybe try bringing GFCI.
Put me in, coach.
photomicrograph of the interior cell structure of a coffee bean
But are they ready
That’s some gentle comedy.
Oh, God. I would f**k the sh*t out of that coffee maker.
Can't believe number 4 wasn't blurred out. Slot with no shame.
Heck of a privilege to power
Electrical outlets are so Bisexual... I can't stand them at all...
Washing machines do 220V all the time. You coffee machines will never be them. Lol
now THIS is journalism
Only plebes use automatic coffee makers.
Don't see a lot of 20 amp outlets.
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The onion just isn’t as funny as it used to be
Where do they sell coffee makers that need 8 outlets at the same time?!
Put me in, coach!
Socket to ya!
I'm sorry the but error 418 has occurred
Still good
this is the kind of news I want on my timeline
Wow, this article is clearly biased towards USA outlets. I cant believe people would be ok with this type of manipulative media trying to push an agenda. CancelTheOnion spread the word people
They do look sad
This sounds more click hole than Onion main
Wait, dad said not to use that one.
no gfci outlet? risky business....
You just described the Democratic Party
Shocking!
Sorry outlet, you are not GFCI.
I have not clicked yet but if I don't see NewYorker , my favorite news outlet there, I will be disappointed
Is this a current post?
Isn't this rather North-America-centric? I mean, there are at least a dozen different utility outlets around the world...
is this a euphemism
searching hard for a way to be offended by this.
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