JOPLIN, MO—After dedicating an immense portion of his spare time to battling the Axis forces in Europe, avidplayer Jacob Dunford, 36, has, as of 2:45 a.m. Tuesday, spent more of his life fighting Nazis than his grandfather Martin did in World War II. Several reports indicated that Dunford, whose service record stretches back to, has now officially fought the second World War longer than U.S.
Reaching the milestone while completing the final level of thecampaign mode, Dunford also has far more confirmed kills on Nazi troops and has participated in several more significant battles than his grandfather.
evanlongblizz
Sad
chessNwine 😂😂
Meeeeeker
really , really sad stupid man glad this is the Onion, and probably, emphasis probably, satire, and not true
but how many times did he die in comparison to his Grandfather.🤣
The scary thing is that some people may have actually accomplished this
boomer remover step 1
Alyciajoybadger
Thank you for your service
In an incredible coincidence, his grandfather also had a large number of friendly fire kills.
Bruh you just a copy of the real onion
2000 hours in hoi4. means I've been planning it more than Hitler did.
I think his Grandfather would of gladly traded places.
I'm rank 122 on bfv.... It really is all meaningless isn't it?
Thank you for your service.
You can tell this article is satire because it's implying anyone's still playing Battlefield V.
I’m at 66 on BFV
Salute to this valiant warrior.
Man playing battlefield 5 has no job and hasn't showered in several days.
Plot twist, his grandfather was a nazi.
He also raised the American flag on Mount Suribachi 46 times
CesarQuintero As opposed to his best friend who's spent more time being a nazi...
'and... has aquired 4,625 Gamerscore points to his grandfather's none' this says a lot about our society
Deep
this is what every democrat believes as well, since everyone they disagree with is literally hitler
Bravery comes in all couch sizes.
Someguy0602
He must have a large collection of online dogtags with names like 'Adolf1488' and 'InfoWarriorGroyper'
Surprised this isn’t from HardDriveMag