73-Year-Old Billie Eilish Breaks Silence To Discuss Ravages Of Fame In Interview From Hermetically Sealed Mansion

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LOS ANGELES—In a rare public appearance from the reclusive artist, Billie Eilish, 73, broke her silence Friday to discuss the ravages of fame in an interview from her hermetically sealed mansion. “The musician lifestyle is pretty rough, and it can take one hell of a toll on your body,” the septuagenarian singer and songwriter told reporters from her completely sterilized and germ-free home, as her gnarled fingers trembled while reaching for a container of glaucoma medication. “Yes, I got to be a superstar, but when you get to my age, you begin to wonder if it was worth all the pain and agony. Seems like only yesterday I was a carefree 16-year-old, but look at me now—I’m half-blind, I can barely stand, and my bones are as fragile as peanut brittle.” At press time, the 98-year-old Eilish had passed away quietly in her sleep.

 

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*gasps in Portuguese

Looks like her off Question Time!

It all seems so long ago, now. The year was 2020, and young Billie was trying to make her way in the world of pop music (I guess). Half the world died because of some virus and the other half was envious of the dead, mostly because their countries were being run by morons....

She wasn't the same after releasing her song Prescription Drugs

It's funny cause it will be true 55yrs from now.

VotiJr

thank god we skipped 60 years of her tabloid fodder

Oh F•CK NO!!!!!

It looks just like Noel Fielding!

I hope she sees this

The only person to survive coronavirus

his name is Bobby Eyelash, boomers.

I think she goes by Billard now.

The only pop act to survive Coronavirus2020.

She’s not 73 this is photo choped

Ah c'mon that styling is pretty rough and the outfit is dreadful!

mann, brings back to the 2020s. can’t believe she’s gotten so old

Woman tweets reply to : “Your headline is in bad taste!”

Lol what

Omg!!! Is that rlly Bowling Eyelash? :O!! Im suuuuuch a huge fan!!😆😆😆🤩🤪

I just laughed so hard and accidentally sat on a soup can

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OMG, I love Berry Relish!! 😻

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