Look, I don’t want to be one of those whiny famous dudes who spends his days ragging on other famous dudes in the press. That’s not what I’m about. But this whole thing with celebrities dying has just become such a crock of shit, man. Such a crock of shit. I’m telling you, dying when you’re incredibly famous has been done. By, and now people are acting like it’s some new trendy thing.
Come on. I was tragically dying before my time way before all these other pop culture mainstays. I was burning out and not fading away back when they were all still living successful, healthy lives a thousand miles from death’s door.Honestly, I cannot begin to tell you how fucking weak it is in this day and age for famous people to die like it’s some sort of big accomplishment. What is this, 1994? Whatever happened to formulating your own ideas? Don’t just die becausedid it, man.
Well, fuck them, and fuck their slop. I never played that game. My death existed totally outside of the corporate structure for what famous people “can” and “can’t” do. And then, a little more than a year after I die, Jerry Garcia drops dead because it’s suddenly “hip” to do so. Give me a fucking break, man.I mean, if you’re going to die famous—like, really fucking die—then at least do it with some originality, you know? Don’t cop out with some cancer or cardiac arrest thing.
And okay, fine, all famous people who die are inspired by the famous people who died before them, and no idea for dying is original, and all the rest of that tired crap. And of course I acknowledge the influence that the deaths of Sid Vicious, James Dean, Jimi Hendrix, and Dylan Thomas had on me. That’s a given.
So just forget about dying famous, kids. It’s a sad truth, but one you’ve got to face: You’d be better off alive.
Kurt would probably laugh his ass off at this considering his humour, why is kurt off limits for any satire when he himself would've probably made the same joke given he had the chance
Still not funny
Ouch
Oh Lord, the butthurt in this thread 😂🤣 neededalaughtoday
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*stares in Buddy Holly*
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Not soon enough.
Too soon
Fake news. He was seen in Mar-a-lago.
KurtCobaindidntkillhimself
All rock stars should die at 27.
Love The Onion but this one was a yikes from me
Jesus. You missed the mark on this one.
Jim Morrison begs to differ
That man has a daughter. Not cool.
No
Not funny or cute. More on lines with Stupid & falling flat. The humor would have been better had you chosen a celeb who did not suffer from depression, drug abuse & suicide. I would consider maybe killing this tweet/thread/post?
Still not that funny 11 years later. Needs a re-mix
Not funny
I gave you a like but I still think that was too soon
He got Epsteined before it was cool.
Too soon.
Too soon
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*Jimi Hendrix has entered the chat*
Holy shit
toosoon
he's right but why did he wait so long to speak out
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Tasteless
'Dont just die becuase I did it' thank you Kurt now I'm never dying
This article is more brainy than Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling
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