Nation's Celebrities Not Famous Enough, Publicists Agree

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LOS ANGELES—In a group statement released Monday to all known broadcast, cable, online, and print news outlets, publicists from throughout the entertainment industry urgently warned that the nation's celebrities remain "dangerously under-famous" and need to become "much, much more" famous than they currently are.

LOS ANGELES—In a group statement released Monday to all known broadcast, cable, online, and print news outlets, publicists from throughout the entertainment industry urgently warned that the nation's celebrities remain "dangerously under-famous" and need to become "much, much more" famous than they currently are.

"The time for standing idly by while fame levels stagnate or drop is over" the statement concluded. "The nation's celebrities desperately need real, quality face-time with the American public, and they need it now.

While noting that the reasons the nation's celebrities deserve more attention are "innumerable," the publicists listed a number of specific factors such as likability, overall sexiness, personality, charm, and the fact that they have a big new project coming out right now that represents the best work—by far—of their entire careers.

 

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Celebrities are so undervalued, they really should have more awards and rewards, a special celebrity news channel so we can be enriched by their wide experience and wisdom. special endowments for post grad studies in lips, nails, and more stuff to poke your face with.

It really is heartbreaking that all these talented and obviously superior people are not being more recognized. Creating some kind of awards system so celebrities can be more in the spotlight and center stage would be a good place to start. Maybe even put it on television!

make sure every little thing said, even if stated as an offhand comment as a play on situational circumstances, gets overblown and repeated by every single person as well

In the old days I used to be able to name all the celebrities. Now I'm lucky if I can name one or two.

Clearly cause they’re not important enough to name in the headline

Who?

Ty for being the voice of reason

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