I’m Happy To Say, After 71 Years, I’m Finally Going On A Surfin’ Safari

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'That’s right, this time next month I’ll be surfing my way through Africa on my very first surfing safari, and I couldn’t be more excited.'

But now, I’m happy to report that, after 71 years, it’s finally happening! That’s right, this time next month I’ll be surfing my way through Africa on my very first surfing safari, and I couldn’t be more excited.I’ve set aside the time, made my reservation, and I’m all set to head out on an all-inclusive 10-day guided safari, with meals and a surfboard included.

What really gets me going more than anything else, though, is imagining myself surfing next to a real, live lion! I mean, just picture it: There I’ll be shredding on my surfboard, when I suddenly spot a lioness and her cubs lounging in the shade of a nearby acacia tree. Or maybe I’ll ride a killer wave right past a stately, full-grown male with a big bushy mane. Wouldn’t that be unbelievable?Of course, I’ll have to be incredibly still and keep a safe distance around these stunning, wild beasts.

 

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No big deal. I can shoot an elephant or cat with a high power safari gun... So could my grandma.. what is the pleasure in watching and taking part in an animals death.. Study the family unit of the elephants . They cry tears when they lose a baby or the baby loses its mother...

It's true, everybody is learning how.

Tony Hawk level of excitement!

The opposite is true.

God only knows how well he will do.

The waves off the coast of Somali are to die for

Someone tell Brian Wilson he's 77.

Now I want to listen to Pet Sounds

Hey thepenpalspod, guess who's 71? roryscovel danielvankirk

douche

How do you surf in the jungle?

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