Man Suddenly Realizes He Was Duped By Commercial’s Romanticized Vision Of Canned Beans

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RICHMOND, VA—Sighing loudly and expressing a deep regret regarding the naïve and starry-eyed assumptions he had made about a recent supermarket purchase, local 32-year-old Noah Willson lamented to reporters Thursday that he had been duped by the glamorized manner in which a can of beans had been portrayed in a television commercial. “What a fool I am to have fallen so hard for such a silly romantic notion,” said Willson, realizing that the pile of beans that lay on the plate before him bore little resemblance to the fantasy he had seen depicted in a softly lit 30-second ad with slow-motion shots of the product cascading into a pot against the backdrop of a rustic old-world kitchen. “How preposterously idealistic was it to imagine that I, too, might experience a small piece of the joy that family in the commercial seemed to feel as they smiled and laughed together, lingering over their dinner of baked beans? I am but a simpleminded buffoon.” His dreams of an elegant and joyous meal of beans dashed, Willson reportedly discarded the disappointing food item and turned with a hopeful smile toward an alluringly adorned box of microwaveable pizza.

 

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goodbeanalt

We’ve all been there

MadMenQts “Heinz Beans...some things never changed” really got him! 😂

For years, I salivated over spaghetti-os. Then I finally opened a can.

Fake news Dude is livin the dream

. maybe he cross-wired “Blazing Saddles” whoever he is and whoever the beans are

Hair flow on point

A modern day fable for those who support and love Trump.

This reminds me of the time I went to see the hit pixar movie, cars.

Will always remember the love song 'Beans, beans, good for the heart, the more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, let's have beans at every meal.' Was playing when I lost my virginity. *sniff*

_adriancastro_

imcorinnemec Beans and water?.... I'm sad now. ☹

Ugh

no music. no friends. no wink of quiet knowledge with a lady friend. just a can of beans and 5 points on weight watchers

Nothing romantic about beans, though they can bring a tear to my eye... if you get my drift...

Omfg is this serendipity BenRatesBeans

i would love to be a model for one of these articles

LOL because beans, and constant farting is soooooo romantic!

He should've done a few squirts of plain yellow mustard for acidity...

Just think of all that time he could have saved by eating straight from the can

This is so sad can we please get some f’s in the chat

It’s okay, that golden retriever gets me every time too.

Hey

But the canned beans had a brand purpose right?

I believe there are four coffee makers in that photo

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