Challenging the former vice president’s front-runner status, four recent polls show Senator Bernie Sanders leading the presidential racial in both New
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Isn't Sanders older than Biden?
I thought that was young Hillary
If we want an angry, argumentative, belligerent old man in the White House next, by all means, vote for Bernie. If you want someone intelligent, level-headed and progressive, Biden is the ONLY choice!
Tara Ferry is now considering running for political office but nervous about a replacement delegator delegating her catering into the ditch. 'It's the only thing holding me back,' she admitted. 'Plus, delegating catering is all I 've ever really known, so there's that, too.'
Lol...'Catering Delegator' 🤣🤣😭😭 I love The Onion!
Catering Delegator? Give a raise to the person or entity that thought of that title.
I don't know if that polling data is accurate
Bruh lol
It's funny because Bernie is older than Biden.
boooo. this is the 1st bad politics take from the Onion in a long time.
“He’s the perfect compromise between Warren’s impractical progressivism and Biden’s worrisome age!”
My progressive candidate is the 71 year old white guy millionaire Yaaaay
A vote for Bernie is a vote for whoever the hell his running mate will be
Except Sanders is older than Biden.
IMHO Both Biden and Bernie are too old to be President. And I’m old. There would be yet more chaos if a President was ill or died while in office. Biden would be invaluable as Secretary of State again. We need Bernie in the Senate. They need to pass the torch.
I love how practical it seems to keep the system that is screwing over most people in the world. The language betrays all our sentiments. And before you say “It’s The Onion”, remember that “It’s real life, too”.
Do you guys ever update the faces for the American Voices? Is there any way to get you to use mine?
I would put this on my car if it was a BernieSanders 2020 bumper sticker.
Uhhhhhhh?
With a heart attack under his belt.
😒
😂😂😂 dude needs to retire, not try and run the country
Who’s most expendable?
Gotta be really fucking white to consider Warren a progressive.
This occupation's a little too on-the-nose don't you think