Instead, let's relive one of the best red carpet interactions of the night."You bought that off the rack and it fit like that? Makes me want to hurl,"of the sparkly silver gown the Grammy nominee said she found at her local mall."I tailored it right there," she responded, indicating the small areas just below her armpit.
There was a heavy theme of"we've seen it before" on the carpet. Cardi B back in Mugler. Billie Eilish keeping Gucci as her go-to brand. A pitchy Gwen Stefani once again in Dolce & Gabbana. Not even Ariana Grande, returning to the ceremony for the first time since 2016, could save us. Her 20-foot custom tulle Giambattista Valli dress was… a lot of fabric.
The only real wowza moment for the ladies came courtesy of Lizzo in a custom Atelier Versace look inspired by icons before her like Marlene Dietrich, Madonna and Whitney Houston,her stylist Marko Monroe. Particular attention should be paid to the inserts on the paneling that start at the princess line and trickle down the hip, which really ups the dress from a slay to gooped-and-gagged-level show outtery.
But let's not delay any longer in getting to the men, who electrified the carpet with an array of looks that ranged from camp to tailored perfection — it's clear that men stepping their pussies up on a red carpet is no longer praise-worthy; it's a mandate. Although we're still gonna dole out some deserving accolades.
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